Out of office

This is the second writer's digest prompt that I have responded to. It was a request to write an out of the office reply for an e-mail box. Here's my submission.

You have reached the mail box of Kat. Being that this is March and I don't answer e-mails during odd numbered months or during months that contain the letter "a" or "e", I regret to inform you that I will not be able to respond to you at this time. Please feel free to re-send your e-mail during the appropriate month and I will be happy to reply promptly.

So what month do you think the e-mail should be resent? I surprised myself.